Whoever runs the Taco Bell twitter is pretty cool.
Two Brothers Re-Create Childhood Photos As A Priceless Gift To Their Mother (via Then/Now)
This is the cutest thing I’ve ever seen
A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.
BMO stares death in the face
I CAN NEVER GET OVER HOW FUCKING METAL THIS IS
IF YOU COULD TATTOO GIFS, I WOULD TATTOO THIS ENTIRELY ON MY BACK
HOW is this even remotely metal????
one sec guys, i need to rip my vital organs out of my back and die for a second. cross your fingers i just happen to land on my replacement organs and keep on living
today my little brother (hes six) put a seashell to his ear and told me the ocean said im a nerd
Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.
WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!
Keeping romance alive is a subtle art.