what if you had to name your child after your first email address
my personality is 30% the last movie I watched
Perfect relationship amirite?
I don’t throw the term genius around loosely, but..
it is actually really sweet when someone stays up late to talk to you
she’s so thirsty that even her blood type is D
james turning down every hogsmeade invitation by telling them he’s going stag
Sirius spreading a rumour that he has a cat just so when people ask him about it he can go, “Nah, I’m a dog person.”
Peter being loud so when a teacher chews him out, he can promise to be “quiet as a mouse”
Remus skipping meals so people can hear his stomach grumbling and he can apologise for being “hungry like the wolf.”